She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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