Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
