so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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