thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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