woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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