Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize