i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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