The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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