You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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