yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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