Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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