You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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