omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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