Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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