Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He felt like a one man threesome
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
