I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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