He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
