Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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