I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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