I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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