I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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