Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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