Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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