Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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