do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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