Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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