The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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