I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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