Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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