If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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