When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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