When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You made out with two different species that night
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Randomize
