They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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