I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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