that's an acceptable place to lick
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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