id be glad to
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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