Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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