Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
