Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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