Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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