what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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