Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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