weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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