I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
Randomize
