look no pants
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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