if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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