Only a mothe r could love this liver
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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