that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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