you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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