i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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